2nd Semester Exams For Relationship Department

Course: Introduction to Love Mathematics

Course code: CEC 107

All questions carry equal marks.

Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end,
the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and
time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a
time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling
all of them?

3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and
Lekpa (skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and
EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".

(Question 5- For girls only)

5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the
disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an i-Phone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)

6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your
girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.

CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being
sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas
gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get
her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister,
but you don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage
of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys
are single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls are dating,
engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating
in not less than two sentences.

10. Draw a table illustrating the predicament of
the ex-president and calculate the efficiency of English his wife would
use on him,

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over

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